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If Commemorative Tool Parts Could Talk…

Wednesday, April 7th, 2010

Here is a reenactment of a conversation with Michael yesterday;

“What the hell is up with those obscure clues?”

“They are easy–I don’t get what is taking so long.”

“DUDE, NOT EVERYBODY IS AS WEIRD AS YOU!”

The only reason I am sharing this is as a paper trail for Michael’s next performance review. How do you spell “raise” backwards?

So, whoever guessed that zinc had an atomic number of 30 was spot on. Combine that with (F)oxtrot, (P)apa and (S)ierra and anybody with half a brain will see 30 fps. Thirty frames per second! Someone else with half a brain is making a MOVIE of the MOVING PARTS of the CT-17. That would be me. The graph provided data points for frames in a movie–to move you can’t remain still… movies are made by stringing together a boatload of stills…how easy is that?

Now, let’s move on with LESS OBSCURE clues. Here is Clue #5…

This is the last clue until Sunday. Unfortunately I have been spending so much time as a huckster on my blog I forgot we need to sell stuff–I am off to Chicago for the weekend. If you are in the area, come on by and we can talk about stuff after you buy some stuff. Any stuff.

–John

BCTW Commemorative Tool Clue #4

Tuesday, April 6th, 2010

Wow-just mention a prize and what happens? We awaken the gene pool of the parsimonious.

Welcome to all newbies–this is the place where John (that would be me) reinforces the fact that really cool tools come from the smallest of minds.

For the last 17 years we have produced one tool we pledge never to duplicate again.  This series annually commemorates our incredible, ongoing relationship with our best customers. Commemorative tools are only offered to our Founder’s Circle members–the tent pole of Bridge City Tool Works.

If possible, we add a symbol of luck by embedding a United States penny in each edition and I am pleased to share that Commemorative Tool #17 will not be penniless.

When I sit down to design a commemorative tool I have a copy of Alfred Dunhill’s maxim in front of me which states;

“It must be useful, it must work dependably, it must be beautiful, it must last, it must be the best of it’s kind”.

That quote is a tough taskmaster and I encourage you, and anybody and everybody who makes things to consider adopting it before beginning the next project.

Nobody knows what the tool will be until I am finished. (Oops, that is a lie, I do tell Louie dog and Jitter dog–both of whom have been easily sworn to silence with a Milk-Bone.) Our customers are typically notified 1-3 days after our staff–it is a fun tradition here and the announcement is highly anticipated by our customers. These tools have always been about showcasing the art of toolmaking and as such, there have never been any restrictions in the process–each tool is what it is and cost what it costs without a single thought to market potential. Whether we sell 100 or 3000, it doesn’t matter.

This year however, things are a little different. We had a visitor in January who is an active participant in the online woodworking community (name rhymes with Peter Franks)  who saw one of the stereo lithography models sitting on my desk that I used to quantify/verify ergonomics. The cat bailed from the bag.

So, we decided to have some fun this year on my blog (you all really have better things to do I hope…)  by inviting guesses as to what we are going to produce leading up to the April 15th announcement date.

As with all treasure type hunts, the clues start out vague/difficult and get easier as they progress. That said, don’t forget; “It must be useful, it must work dependably, it must be beautiful, it must last, it must be the best of it’s kind”.

Let’s review;

Clue #1 was an abstract close-up. It reveals the presence of stainless steel.

Clue #2 was an abstract image titled “There is Beauty in Numbers” and invited an answer as to why the image was incredibly useful to me.

As you read through the posts, you will learn that a Bridge City sleuth correctly deduced that the image was a graphical representation of data (numbers), hence “There is Beauty in Numbers”. I don’t think it is even remotely possible to guess what this tool is at this point. One inquiring mind suggested the lines represented a linkage and perhaps he is correct–if he were to assemble it correctly…

The “guesses” have been insightful and humorous–looking at the image and deducing that we are going to make a “smelt net” is a bit out there–and a big thanks to Cooter Ditchman for that jewel.

Clue #3 offered four words, Sierra, Papa, Zinc, Foxtrot as the reason why the numbers are important to me–not you. Between a couple of tool detectives, all aspects of this clue have been correctly uncovered but have yet to be correctly assembled….

Clue #4 (Use this clue to decipher clue 3)
“To move, you cannot remain still.”

Clue #5 (which will be announced this Thursday) will be an actual part of Commemorative Tool #17 for you to ponder.

So the question still remains, why are these numbers important to me–not you. And by figuring this out, you will be on your way to ultimately identifying what this tool is no sooner than next Wednesday if I have my way!

Remember, in order to win a prize, you can’t just be hot, you have to be really hot to win a “Whoppie in Woolies” award.

–John

Bridge City Commemorative Tool #17: Clue #3

Sunday, April 4th, 2010

Clue number 2, titled “There is Beauty in Numbers” referenced the image below…

I shared that the image was of particular importance to me. Hint: I need this more than you.

“Care to guess what purpose this image serves?” Hint: It’s about the purpose of the image.

Rutager figured out it was for data contained within the image. I then was forced to disclose that the image was indeed created for the empirical data it provided. He won a “Whoopie in Woolies” award because his answer was damn hot–get it?

So, here we are and inquiring minds are dying of thirst…

CLUE NUMBER 3:

The purpose of the image can be solved with these 4 words;

Sierra, Papa, Zinc, Foxtrot

Moving forward, I will only post when you warm me up–tired of the cold. The ultimate goal* of course is winning a “Whoopie in Woolies” award which only can go to the hottest of the hot.

Oh, you don’t have much time because we are unleashing the CT-17 on Thursday, April 15th. (Most Americans hate that day. We want to give you a reason to like it–clever don’t you think?)

–John

*Last but not least, I have decided that when this is all over, there might be a bigger prize–if you value your time with such disregard as to follow the nonsense and blatant hucksterism in this blog, don’t you think somebody should win something? A Mongolian Death Worm perhaps? Hint: You can’t win if you don’t play.

CT-17… Clue #2

Thursday, April 1st, 2010

We are getting closer to announcing Commemorative Tool # 17–we think it might be the best yet, but you will ultimately be… the decider!  (had to throw some politics into that sentence to remain topical)

Below is an incredibly useful image created in the latter design phases of the CT-17–useful to me that is.

The clue:  “There is beauty in numbers.”

Care to guess what purpose this  image serves?

–John

PS: Consider this fair warning to a certain Oceanographer who saw an early version of this tool while in Portland a couple of months ago–I will use my considerable Tool Potentate Powers if any of your comments betray my weak moment while you were here… let’s start by pondering the following phrase: Banned for life.

I love power!