Comments on: Oh NO! Today is July 20th…

By: pfranks

pfranks — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 04:39:39 +0000

This, from the guy who ordered three (3) KerfMakers, and has probably three thousand (3000) tools that make kerfs. You lose big time on that one, Fred!

– Peterzo

By: fredhw

fredhw — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 04:07:07 +0000

Gosh, I would love to be as forgiving but on another forum it was leaked that pfranks has TWO (2) tools that make kerfs and yet ONE (1) KerfMaker? No,I am afraid he is only partially out of the hotwater. Yes, it does look like you only now you are merely a zo. )

Fred

By: pfranks

pfranks — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 02:45:23 +0000

Geez, Dennis. If I’d known the VP-60 was practically out the door, I’d have held out longer! How ’bout you send it out anyway, and I’ll send it back (slightly used) soon (never)?

Thanks John. I’m pleased that I should be able to achieve kerfection with merely a single Kerf Maker. Kervana here I come!

And thanks, Ron. I’ll try not to make you all work so hard on the next tool.

I’m so happy I’m no Bozo!

Funny thing: when I called up to order the Kerf Maker (’cause I hate ordering things using web forms, and I couldn’t figure out how to put my Founder’s Circle membership in the form), Melissa answered. Curiously, with only “Hi, this is Peter Franks from San Diego” she had all the information she needed. Including the fact that she knew I’d been roundly abused on John’s (and talkFestool’s) forum.

Glad I could give you something to talk about at the office, John! Just wait ’till I come to visit!

By: RonM

RonM — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 01:12:00 +0000

Whew! That was a lot of work, but pfranks, all is forgiven! –

We love ya, man!

By: dpj

dpj — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 23:36:09 +0000

Peter,

Thanks for ending our high stress level. We really appreciate it. I nearly sent you my only VP-60 to “grease the skids” so to speak toward kerfection infection.

Dennis

By: John

John — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 20:44:40 +0000

BREAKING NEWS!

AP (Portland, Or)

Today pfranks ended his long holdout and within weeks will know kerfection!

Never underestimate the collective power of persuasion!

In other words, pfranks ain’t no Bozo!

Remember, you heard it here first.

-John

By: pfranks

pfranks — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 20:40:47 +0000

Okay – just to get you all off my back, I ordered a Kerf Maker. I know, I know – I only ordered one. So I probably haven’t reached kerfection. But at least it’s a step on the road to kerflightenment.

Now that that’s over with, let’s talk Black Chrome! I can hardly wait to see this. I’ve hidden my credit card under lead shields so that it doesn’t get too freaked out…

– Peter

By: pfranks

pfranks — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 19:55:00 +0000

That doesn’t look anything like me. Actually, it looks a lot like Fred…

– P